Here are the 5 rainy day essentials a Komyutera needs to still look fresh despite the f*cking rain muddying up everyone's shoes.
As we all know too terribly well, the
rainy season is at it again! Yes. It's that time of the year where all those cute sandals, slippers, and velvet shoes have to stay hidden for months long enough too breed little
spiders inside them. This is when you're left with no choice but to wear those fugly
water-proof rubber shoes your mom thinks are trendy. And not to mention the major NO-NO on white clothes. This is when you have to bring a f*cking
umbrella around all the time. And once you get to where you have to be, you stuff that same DAMP umbrella in your bag. This season is so retarded.
So obviously, I'm here to try and help you
get through this mini "hell" with a tiny bit of grace and poise. These tips are all based on what I experienced through years of commuting around the rainy season. So jot
these down and memorize them like a prayer.
1.
Always bring Plastic
I know we all want to save
Mother Earth, but when she rains on our faces, we have to fight back…
with plastic! Plastic bags are probably the most useful thing (ever) during this
season --especially when rains are coupled with really nasty wind.
Plastic bags come in handy to wrap around wet umbrellas after battling rain-showers. Pack your not-so-waterproof bag with plastic to protect your belongings from getting drenched. And the best part? You can also wrap them around your
feet and walk through puddles when the flooding gets worse! So scavenge for used plastic bags around your home. Fold them, and place them neatly in a little pouch. I promise it will help.
2.
Wet Wipes and Tissue
Wet wipes could clean off mud from legs, shoes, clothes, hair, and bag while tissue helps absorb the wetness of clothes that were soaked in the rain. Don't ever go on adventures without them!
3.
Loose Powder
When rain caught you on your way to some important meeting or a hot date,
then you definitely need this. Your makeup is probably running all over your
face making you look like some emo girl crying over a dead cat.
Don’t be that girl. Simply wipe your face dry (see #2), then apply loose powder over your whole face to look fresh despite the
fact that you almost fell into a manhole.
Don’t forget to tie your damp, rain-soaked
hair neatly.
This one's the Mineral Powder by Maybelline for less than PHP500!
This one's the Mineral Powder by Maybelline for less than PHP500!
4.
Alcohol
I know I may start to sound like a clean freak but you really do need Alcohol! I'm talking about rubbing alcohol --the one that disinfects. Yeah. Getting you drunk is another story.
So going back. If you
don’t want to die of infection because stuff from the canal have settled on your feet, then you better have some
alcohol ready. We all hate flooding. And we all hate dying from germs or parasites. I want you to live. I want you to use alcohol...the rubbing one.
5.
Slippers
Flip Flops may make your bag a
bit heavier but it's extremely useful. You’ll believe me when you get stranded and flood reaches your shins, ruining those brand new suede shoes.
Get your act together. Save your shoes. Clean your feet and put them slippers on,
girl!
Check out these Fold-able Thong Sandals by Flipsters!
With Love,
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